Warning

If you happen to see this blogger walking down the street, I would advise you to turn and walk, no...run the other way. Because I am CRANKY!

I have been working way too much. I am tired of the temporary single-mother gig. My teenager is pissing me off. My hydrangeas got frost-bitten. And my kids are out of school AGAIN.

That said, I want to congratulate my friends in England on the release of their sailors from Iran. Thank God that idiot Ahmadinejad came to what little sense he possesses. Although he does have his nerve, saying the release was an "Easter present." Maybe next Christmas, I'll just go steal a bunch of stuff, then give it back to the person from whom it was stolen with a big ol' "Merry Christmas to you!" Now that's a money-saver! And what's with the head scarf? I am so sick and tired of seeing our women forced into wearing one of those contraptions. Do we force our Iranian guests to wear a crucifix around their neck? No? Well, maybe we should start.

Did I mention that I'm feeling a little cranky?