Stress, Food and Inappropriate Work Conversation
Remember my cocky little observation the other day? When I said that I was having no trouble staying within my WW points, as if I no longer cared about food at all? Well, that's over and I'm ready to eat the planet. But I'm hanging on. I think I'm stressed out about this weekend. My kids have so many activities I've realized that it's physically impossible for me to do it all. So right now I'm praying for snow. It's probably the only time in my life I've ever prayed for snow. But if it snows tonight, then surely the four soccer games will be cancelled!
It's been a sad day for me because one of my net friends died. I'll echo my sister Laurita: You all are real people to me! Even if we've never met, I care about you, and it really bums me out when you die. So if you think that nobody cares, well...I do. I really do. And so does Laurita.
Oh, what a day I had at work today. We have this secretary who's moving away in a couple of weeks. Let me tell you this: right now she's on my last good nerve, and I don't think I'll shed a tear when she goes. She spent the day telling me about her 14-year-old nephew who's having sex, and detailing the conversation she had with him about it. People, I was disgusted! I mean...sure. Give the kid the speech. Tell him to cut it out, and if he doesn't, get him to use condoms. Boom. End of story. If I told you the shocking details of what she said to this kid, you wouldn't believe it. Let's just say that the phrase, "he was instructed on how to satisfy the woman" came up. Among other things. My God! Who talks to a 14-year-old kid about satisfying a woman? Some things are just meant to be trial and error. At the very least, this is a locker-room conversation among boys, men, whatever. Leave me out of it!!! Please!
It was a loooooooooooooong day.
It's been a sad day for me because one of my net friends died. I'll echo my sister Laurita: You all are real people to me! Even if we've never met, I care about you, and it really bums me out when you die. So if you think that nobody cares, well...I do. I really do. And so does Laurita.
Oh, what a day I had at work today. We have this secretary who's moving away in a couple of weeks. Let me tell you this: right now she's on my last good nerve, and I don't think I'll shed a tear when she goes. She spent the day telling me about her 14-year-old nephew who's having sex, and detailing the conversation she had with him about it. People, I was disgusted! I mean...sure. Give the kid the speech. Tell him to cut it out, and if he doesn't, get him to use condoms. Boom. End of story. If I told you the shocking details of what she said to this kid, you wouldn't believe it. Let's just say that the phrase, "he was instructed on how to satisfy the woman" came up. Among other things. My God! Who talks to a 14-year-old kid about satisfying a woman? Some things are just meant to be trial and error. At the very least, this is a locker-room conversation among boys, men, whatever. Leave me out of it!!! Please!
It was a loooooooooooooong day.
posted by Juanita at
6:01 PM
3 Comments:
I got the goods on that inappropriate sex conversation and was reminded of Mr. Garrison telling the kindergarteners about the Dirty Sanchez and the Hot Carl.
How can a boy know how to satisfy a woman? Woof! I had a former student come up to me once, embarrassed, and tell me that he had nobody in the world to ask except me (he came by and dumped his life on me often--I end up as the counselor to many former students long after they leave my classroom). Then I got hit with this one: "My girlfriend and I are getting very physical, but I'm afraid I'm not making her happy. Can you tell me WHERE a woman's clitoris is located?"
Oh yeah. True story. I swear!
Waaaaaaayyyy to much information!!!
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